Some people believe that segregation is a good thing,
( i mean whats not to like about injustice)
especially when it comes to sweeties.
For some reason the Black Fruit Pastel has had a hard knock life.
And i'm frequently finding that i'm quick to cast it away from my packet.
"BLACK CURRENT!?!?! Yuk! "
"OUT WITH YOU!!!!!!"
I'm finding more and more that i have this prejudice in common with most people. Even some of my potential romances have shared my bigotry. And this common quirk allowed us to break the ice. But then again, why is that a good thing? that both me and my significant other share a dislike for the Black Fruit Pastel. That means she's gonna take all my Reds!!!...or my Greens!!!! Surely it would be more ideal, if she disliked the Reds and had a sweet tooth for the Black Fruit Pastel,
Oh and the Yellow ones as well, i'm not too keen on those either.
But what i'm trying to get across is, it makes sense to be in a relationship with someone who is not a like-for-like clone of yourself, but instead the opposite. Who loves the things that you fear (e.g. Bees) and munches down the food you neglect (e.g. cheese and onion, from the Walkers 3 x variety pack)
The only reason why i keep buying them, despite hating one third of the contents (blue), is because of my love for Salt & Vinegar, followed by a close Ready Salted, which is really half a step away to becoming Salt and Vinegar itself.
In fact why is cheese and onion even in the variety pack. It dosn't even make sense, its compelty off related.
How can you go from Salt & Vinegar to Ready Salted to CHEEESE!! AND!!(what there's more) ONION!!
how do they sleep at night? oh yeah! on a matrice made of money.
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