Aged 17 and Dumb...lol
Friday, 24 June 2011
The Black Fruit Pastel
The west end production "Avenue Q", which parodied the Muppet-puppets from 'Sesame Street', confirmed that "everyone's a little bit racist".
Some people believe that segregation is a good thing,
( i mean whats not to like about injustice)
especially when it comes to sweeties.
For some reason the Black Fruit Pastel has had a hard knock life.
And i'm frequently finding that i'm quick to cast it away from my packet.
"BLACK CURRENT!?!?! Yuk! "
"OUT WITH YOU!!!!!!"
I'm finding more and more that i have this prejudice in common with most people. Even some of my potential romances have shared my bigotry. And this common quirk allowed us to break the ice. But then again, why is that a good thing? that both me and my significant other share a dislike for the Black Fruit Pastel. That means she's gonna take all my Reds!!!...or my Greens!!!! Surely it would be more ideal, if she disliked the Reds and had a sweet tooth for the Black Fruit Pastel,
Oh and the Yellow ones as well, i'm not too keen on those either.
But what i'm trying to get across is, it makes sense to be in a relationship with someone who is not a like-for-like clone of yourself, but instead the opposite. Who loves the things that you fear (e.g. Bees) and munches down the food you neglect (e.g. cheese and onion, from the Walkers 3 x variety pack)
The only reason why i keep buying them, despite hating one third of the contents (blue), is because of my love for Salt & Vinegar, followed by a close Ready Salted, which is really half a step away to becoming Salt and Vinegar itself.
In fact why is cheese and onion even in the variety pack. It dosn't even make sense, its compelty off related.
How can you go from Salt & Vinegar to Ready Salted to CHEEESE!! AND!!(what there's more) ONION!!
how do they sleep at night? oh yeah! on a matrice made of money.
Thursday, 23 June 2011
Tuesday, 21 June 2011
Ghosts can't change clothes
As we all know, films like the "Sixth Sense" and "Ghost" incorporate the notion that ghosts have to stay in the clothes they die in for all eternity.
If you haven't seen the "Sixth Sense", it's the one were at the end, he was Bruce Willis.
And if you haven't seen "Ghost", then your probably like me and only caught the last half an hour
on Channel 5.
But where did this idea come from? Is it just promoting Hollywood's agenda to confuse and demonize the after life. We have probably heard the saying, "i wouldn't be caught dead wearing this!"God forbid dying in your sleep and forever having to rock it in your vest and pants. Just like when you forgot your P.E. kit at school.
maybe similar to getting picked for the team, only the best dressed get to go to heaven first.
Maybe if there is such a thing as heaven, it could have a "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service policy"
So, when you die, make sure your wearing something that can be formal as well as casual.
Hopefully, you wont be wearing anything that dates you to a specific time.
and hopefully you won't die at a fancy dress party! Especially if you went as a zombie,
now that just would be confusing.
If you haven't seen the "Sixth Sense", it's the one were at the end, he was Bruce Willis.
And if you haven't seen "Ghost", then your probably like me and only caught the last half an hour
on Channel 5.
But where did this idea come from? Is it just promoting Hollywood's agenda to confuse and demonize the after life. We have probably heard the saying, "i wouldn't be caught dead wearing this!"God forbid dying in your sleep and forever having to rock it in your vest and pants. Just like when you forgot your P.E. kit at school.
maybe similar to getting picked for the team, only the best dressed get to go to heaven first.
Maybe if there is such a thing as heaven, it could have a "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service policy"
So, when you die, make sure your wearing something that can be formal as well as casual.
Hopefully, you wont be wearing anything that dates you to a specific time.
and hopefully you won't die at a fancy dress party! Especially if you went as a zombie,
now that just would be confusing.
Monday, 20 June 2011
Sunday, 19 June 2011
Tigers! - 10% off
Most of all these animal extinction appeals are sounding like a feature on 'QVC' or 'Bid Tv'.
"Come on, we have only Thirty Five! Tigers left".
"Give us your money!"
And i swear I've seen these ads for years now, or is it just me. There can't still be thirty five tigers left.
Maybe if they realized, by using the medium of television, you are degrading your cause to the exploratory strategies deemed by most dishonest corporations. Maybe it's time for a team up, WWF (animal charity) and WWF (when wrestling was cool). ONE ring, ONE hour, No rules.
Lets have a vote, shall we deal with charity and fundraising in small steps until is done. Ya know, a million there, or a billion there.
OR!!
Shall we just get it over with tonight, i mean really fixed it up, in one generation, or until somethings good on TV.
"Come on, we have only Thirty Five! Tigers left".
"Give us your money!"
And i swear I've seen these ads for years now, or is it just me. There can't still be thirty five tigers left.
Maybe if they realized, by using the medium of television, you are degrading your cause to the exploratory strategies deemed by most dishonest corporations. Maybe it's time for a team up, WWF (animal charity) and WWF (when wrestling was cool). ONE ring, ONE hour, No rules.
Lets have a vote, shall we deal with charity and fundraising in small steps until is done. Ya know, a million there, or a billion there.
OR!!
Shall we just get it over with tonight, i mean really fixed it up, in one generation, or until somethings good on TV.
Friday, 17 June 2011
How do you know what part of London your in?
You can always tell what part of London your in,
by looking at the brands of cigarettes on the floor.
Mayfair and Sterling's, you best turn around!!!
by looking at the brands of cigarettes on the floor.
Mayfair and Sterling's, you best turn around!!!
Bharjism 'We are all me'
Just a thought.
But to be honest, this thought will only sound profound if spoken with Indian Guru accent.
We are all me....
Every human being is really just an alternative version of myself.
Me as the male, me as the Mother, me as the young and me as the old.
We are all really just one being, living human life in the full spectrum of possibilities.
Some consider that you treat each human like your brother or significant other, but brothers fight.
It would be more beneficial to life if we recognized that each being was in fact, 'me'. And till this day, i find it difficult and tend to avoid, causing 'myself' harm .
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